aren't you two here to see those fake miracles
i'm short blahblah
i'm disagreeing with you
thanks for meal, bitch
hey, faggot!
sorry sorry, we'll fix it
you'll... fix it?
just watch, faggot
heeeeere we go!
how's that
it's a miracle, you should go visit our preacher. he also does miracles and will slaughter you with his fake philosopher's stone
what's that
i'ma blow our cover. we're alchemists.
we're the elric brothers
er ri kku?
i've heard of him! he's the fullmetal alchemist, edward elrikku!
i'm not him.
who the fuck is that
it's our priest.
he does miracles.
he must have the philosopher's stone
what do you think it is
obv alchemy, faggot.
we gonna steal that shit
yeah, gonna fuck him in the ass w/ my metal penis.
i didn't bring any lube.
the final boss is gonna be... that inko parrot from toradora
god, bring back my booty call.
i'm here to crush your dreams, bitch.
blahblah
you're wrong, lemme lecture you on alchemy
it's ok, i'll trust in god's wonderful miracles
trust trust trust
you're dumb, you really believe in this shit?
lvl not high enough to cast life1
life1 is #1 spell that can't be cast.
i'm ignoring your logic
alchemy won't let you cast life1. instead, you lose your brother and an arm and receive infinite knowledge that makes you instanly good at all alchemy.
gunna summon ceresuteru biingu on ur ass if you don't stfu.
btw, u see your priest's philosopher's stone?
yah, ofc, i see it every night when he pounds his rock hard cock into me.
elrikku kyoudai invasion!
flies. wait, elrikku brothers, dattou?
yeah, it's them.
this is bad, the fma, ee, is here.
huh, you don't mean...
yeah, keep sucking, bitch
whate are state alchemists doing way out here? could it be that they saw through our keikaku?
we'll kill them ^_^
a new challenger appears!
they're demons
time to kick your ass
did anyone even notice that i skipped a couple lines?
alchemy is a means to end. i got laid w/ rose cause of it.
blahblahblah, legend of philosopher's stone here, blahblahblah
when they gonna fight already?
we fightan yet?
rose, shoot.
what's wrong?
sorry, i gotta shoot you, i believe his lies more than i believe you.
then, shoot you ho
chimera gonna eet u up
watch me unscrew my head from my body that doesn't exist
and then the goa'uld will rule the earth!
you will bow before your god!
r-reboundu da?
magnablasto!
energist!
you can't gluttony~
next episode you shouldn't need subs for either since it's obvious what happens and what's said